To stay in tune with the Dumb Life theme we have found some things that will amuse you when going to see your Doctor.
Let me tell you about my doctor.
I went to see him the other day and I told him I wanted a second opinion,
he left the room and came back again.
My doctor treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three
years before he realized she was Chinese.
On my last visit he was talking to me his nurse came in and said,
“Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible.”
The doctor said, “Tell him I can’t see him.”
Another time a man came running in the office and yelled,
“Doctor, doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film.”
The doctor calmly replied,
“Let’s just wait and see what develops.”
One patient came in and said,
“Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.”
The doctor asked, “When did it start? ”
The man replied, “When did what start?”
I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing
in my ears. His advice: “Don’t answer it.”
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, “Doctor, I think I’m a bell.”
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
“Here, take these. If they don’t work, give me a ring.”
Another guy told the doctor that he thought he
was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said,
“Go sit over there. I’ll deal with you later.”
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
he told me to stop going to those places.
and finally – Hooray
You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a
month and a half for an appointment, and he says,
“I wish you had come to me sooner.”
I know, I know kind of dumb, but if it was good for a laugh or two then we did our job here at dumb life. Doctors are good guys, it’s just the system that drives them crazy….
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